A Lawyer Who Lost a Case in Class

Just a regular day. I head to uni for what’s supposed to be a mock trial — a staged courtroom battle, part of our law class. My opponent? A stunning brunette. Smart, confident. I can’t help but think: if I win this case… maybe I’ll win more than just the verdict. What she doesn’t know is that I’ve done my homework. This car wash case? We prepped it weeks ago. I know every detail. I walk up to her, look her straight in the eyes, and say: “If I win — you’re coming over to my place tonight.” She smiles. Says nothing. Just turns and walks away. But the look in her eyes? That said enough. What happened next… Well, that’s what you’ll see on the tape.