From The Vault: Is There Any Way We Can Work This Out

She wasn't exactly what you were expecting when you caught that cat burglar sneaking through your things! Your fingers are hovering over the "911" keys as you turn on the lights and find this blonde babe trying to talk her way out of trouble when she gives you an offer no sane man could refuse: If you'll just let this go, then she'll give you a night of passion that'll leave you begging to have Carmen Caliente break in to your house every damn night!