Fun With Coconut Oil

Step 1) Buy a cheap massage table (Thanks Amazon!), and the biggest vat of coconut oil you can find. (Thanks Costco!) Step 2) Dangle a VR camera over said massage table. Step 3) Invite smokin’ hot Japanese “gyaru” model Anna over for a massage. Step 4) Caress her stunning feminine everything with gratuitous amounts of hot coconut oil.